
According to the seller, this Cadillac is “..a pioneer HYBRID-FUEL vehicle! Propulsion sources include: convention hydrocarbon gasoline, diesel, Nitrous Oxide – the Nitrous runs to both the carb-float and the driver’s oxygen mask, kerosene, propane, wave-powered-electric while amphibious, cold-fusion nuclear, solar – the 11” Tailfins have concealed solar panels, and I’ve installed a Hilly-Billy Brand MOONSHINE STILL in the trunk. We capture stray ZOMBIES, chop them up, and put them in the still to ferment. The resultant Patented “ZOMBIESHINE!”-brand MOONSHINE then is injected directly into the two HOLLEY 850cfm DOUBLE-PUMPER Carbs io the dual-quad Edelbrock intake manifold.”

An important feature, still according to the seller, is the frosty appearance which is “…a CRYOGENIC Anti-ZOMBIE PROTECTION FORCE FIELD. This poly-composite-Titanium/Ceramic-armored nuclear-power missle-launching advanced-life support Apocalypse Assult Vehicle & Trooper Transporter will guarantee your survival when the ZOMBIES RISE AT SUNDOWN this Friday, December 21st.”

However, “…The ZOMBIE ATTACK DOGS named “Sonar and Echo” pictured are NOT included in sale..” What a shame, they could be the perfect match for such apocalypse-proof vehicle. Find it here for sale in Copperhill, TN, with a starting bid of $1,221,201.20

I’ve seen it in our neighborhood. It’s unbelievable! It slowly began disappearing this morning around dawn and is completely gone now.
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This is NORAD. Please identify yourself!
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