21st December car: 1959 Cadillac Fleetwood Zombie Apocalypse Assault

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According to the seller, this Cadillac is “..a pioneer HYBRID-FUEL vehicle!  Propulsion sources include: convention hydrocarbon gasoline, diesel, Nitrous Oxide – the Nitrous runs to both the carb-float and the driver’s oxygen mask, kerosene, propane, wave-powered-electric while amphibious, cold-fusion nuclear, solar – the 11” Tailfins have concealed solar panels, and I’ve installed a Hilly-Billy Brand MOONSHINE STILL in the trunk.  We capture stray ZOMBIES, chop them up, and put them in the still to ferment.  The resultant Patented “ZOMBIESHINE!”-brand MOONSHINE then is injected directly into the two HOLLEY 850cfm DOUBLE-PUMPER Carbs io the dual-quad Edelbrock intake manifold.”

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An important feature, still according to the seller, is the frosty appearance which is “…a CRYOGENIC Anti-ZOMBIE PROTECTION FORCE FIELD. This poly-composite-Titanium/Ceramic-armored nuclear-power missle-launching advanced-life support Apocalypse Assult Vehicle & Trooper Transporter will guarantee your survival when the ZOMBIES RISE AT SUNDOWN this Friday, December 21st.”

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However, “…The ZOMBIE ATTACK DOGS named “Sonar and Echo” pictured are NOT included in sale..” What a shame, they could be the perfect match for such apocalypse-proof vehicle. Find it here for sale in Copperhill, TN, with a starting bid of $1,221,201.20

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